Meet the Man.
Donkey Pegasus wasn’t born yesterday. Don’t try to fool him with your lies and plastic ideas because he just won’t have it.

Look at you judging him. No wonder he’s in such a bad mood today. Not to mention the fact that Vook and Pepe, his only real friends, just left for a roadtrip without him. How was Donkey Pegasus supposed to get two months off work to go gallivanting around America when he’s just about to win the Binkus account?

So Donkey Pegasus will just keep on keeping on, making his daily commute from Alcatraz to San Francisco, drinking burnt coffee, romancing Lisa, and clicking Send/Receive to see if there’s news from Vook and Pepe on the road.

If you spot Vook—that drunken, foul-mouthed Armadillo, or Pepe—that self-help-obsessed Roach out looking for his biological mother, drop Donkey Pegasus a line: donkeypegasus@gmail.com.