Got this in regards to my pending suit of Egregious Veterinary Imprisonment from my attorney Barry Berry, Esquire. I know, I know… never trust a guy with two first names.
…
DP,
Looks like I hit a snag with our suit. Turns out there’s really no precedent for animals filing suit against humans. Since you somehow have a SS# though I might be able to get around it. Creative Phrasing is what we call it. Also, do you have any visible signs of abuse? If so, get your digicam and document it Pronto. Same for the kitten. What’s its name? Boob? You’re such a pig DP, I love it. When we gonna hit the town again? Remember when you lost it all over that girl in white after all that tequila?
Oh man, you are an animal! Hey, maybe we’ll swing this around into an animal rights case. I always knew you were gonna be my golden ticket man, I always knew.
Catch ya,
Barry Berry, Esquire
p.s. Did you ever bag that babe in the office?
2 comments
Comments feed for this article
May 21, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Kerstin
Yeah, I’m going to have to agree with you on wondering how you can trust a guy with two first names. And Barry Berry, Esquire? I’m sorry, that sounds like porn star name…
May 23, 2007 at 5:36 pm
EdgeH2O Bunton
I believe the attorney’s name sounds like a Ben & Jerry’s flavor. But without the nuts. I love nuts. I once built a house out of walnuts and lived in it … and this is god’s truth … for a while. To say that the name is redolent of porn is really giving, in mho, ice cream a bad name, or at the very least, a black eye. But DP is a survivor, from what little I know about Him.